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call. out of the blue. IT BEGINS.

[airshow]

So hey, what are your thoughts on lasagna? Generally speaking.

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...I like it? Why?

[He's long since learned to be suspicious of anything James mentions at random.]

[airshow]

I'm conducting a random telephone survey.

text;

[itistolaugh]

WE HAVE A KITTEN NOW IM SORRY IT WAS AN EMERGENCY

text;

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[Well...that could be a problem.]

What happened?

text;

[itistolaugh]

[ FILE ATTACHED: a kitten wearing a wizard hat. If it helps, it looks like a rat could totally beat him up. ]

his name is wizkers khalifa and an owl was going to eat him

call. somewhere in the vicinity of 2am.

[airshow]

[ RING RING, PIPER. ]

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Yes?

[Not even trying to be pleasant because whatever he needs at 2 am can't be good.]

[airshow]

[ It could be! There are lots of totally normal reasons to call someone at 2AM!




Except, no, he's hanging up. ]

text - misfire

[airshow]

[ attached: whatever this is ]

u + me tonight how about it

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[He has so many questions. This is weird even for James.]

........doing what

text; misfire

[itistolaugh]

margaritas, board games, & sex? in order of your choosing

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This is Piper, so that last one is kind of off the table forever.

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING AGAIN.]

[airshow]

I got you a p♥r♥e♥s♥e♥n♥t.
You have to forgive me now.

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I'm a little afraid.

call.

[airshow]

It's a bad idea to plan hypothetical jewel heists just because I'm bored and understimulated, right? The important word here being hypothetical, so don't lecture me.

call.

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Yes.

You could always try to actually find something productive to do.

text; because if she leaves a voicemail it will be too shrieky for his tender ears

[itistolaugh]

JAMES
IS
THE WORST
DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS

text;

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About what?

[Yeah he knows.]

call; after that romantic concussion

[airshow]

[ Ring ring. ]

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrr.

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Hi James.

[He's pretty sure he knows what this is about. Time to see how bad it was.]

text; evening of 1/17

[pobrecisco]

okay it's been almost a week.
enough is enough

please come get james off of our couch
i will pay you
none of us can take any more storage wars marathons

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He's been there that long?

RING RING

[airshow]

Piiiiiiiiiiipeeeerrrr.

Guess what.

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[Oh geez.]

What?