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Hartley Rathaway | Pied Piper ([personal profile] countdone) wrote2015-07-08 01:05 am
airshow: (Kinky and medically inadvisable.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
playing Hungry Hungry Hippos if you catch my meaning
airshow: (You declared yourself the wine unicorn.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
I am DRINKING
not drunk

there's also strip Candy Land if that's more your speed
airshow: (Presumably from a cavalcade of penis.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ 75 SECONDS LATER ]

well gee I sure am glad I didn't send nudes now
airshow: (Let's phase the "B" out of our Bromance.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:38 am (UTC)(link)
actually you're in there as a rat emoji next to a saxophone emoji
it's adorable
airshow: (He's trying to marry me.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
maybe my phone is bicurious
airshow: (Did you say you heart me or hate me?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
what if it was trying to Parent Trap us?
airshow: (And by "best" I mean "not jail.")

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
I TOTALLY DID but you seem to have unceremoniously murdered my boner
so here we are

at step 1.5 of a romcom
airshow: (Bitches got laser pointers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
they also don't usually feature rogues and possessed phones!
there's a first time for everything!
don't be so closed-minded!

p.s. I'm saving this conversation forever because you admitted that I'm your BEST FRIEND


[ a series of incoherent emojis: party hat, party hat, party hat, sparkle, alligator, corn cob, heart ]
airshow: (Glitter all over and blood on my shoes.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ well now he's just Confused and a little bit annoyed. ]

seriously?
what did I do THIS time?
airshow: (Gave an orange Froot Loop the finger.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a very

long

pause

while he finishes this wine cooler.
]

Well NOW you're being a fun ruiner.
See, it's funny because I'm 10000% not your type.
I really hate it when I have to explain the punchline, but That Is The Joke.
airshow: (Instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Deflecting is what he's good at! Deflecting and distractions! ]

Tall, dark, and handsome?
Now, two out of three ain't bad, but I'm sure you have some objections to my winning personality.
airshow: (From crazy sex or getting bit by a duck?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
HA. So I got it right.
Is the point "stop flirting with me because I hate fun"?
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
The real question is why would ANYONE take me seriously?

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