Okay so like You're saying you think if you played along with my dumb joke instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, I'd get all weird all of a sudden and think you were seriously into my hot bod?
Because we've established that you don't want to jump me. And you're immune to my charming personality and rockin abs. Don't ask me how. I'd go gay for me. But there's no accounting for taste.
It's not like you've never gotten all weird of a sudden before.
You just don't get it, do you? It's not even just about you. It's about having to watch what I do and say any time I'm around any straight guy who knows I'm gay, because how many of them will look at me like I'm some kind of threat after one wrong move? Even if they say they're not homophobic.
I know you heard the things some of the other rogues used to say about me, even when I went out of my way to stress how completely disinterested I was in all of them. It's not like you don't have any frame of reference at all.
Well for one thing, I'd punch any other guy in the face, and I don't exactly have the flexibility to punch MYSELF that hard. So there's that difference.
[ He's too irritated to think he OWES Piper a response. He's also really lonely. Shit. That's a bad combination. He debates sending any response at all for a minute, then: ]
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I should know better than to try to talk to you about anything.
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Okay so like
You're saying you think if you played along with my dumb joke instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, I'd get all weird all of a sudden and think you were seriously into my hot bod?
Because we've established that you don't want to jump me.
And you're immune to my charming personality and rockin abs.
Don't ask me how. I'd go gay for me.
But there's no accounting for taste.
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It's not like you've never gotten all weird of a sudden before.
You just don't get it, do you? It's not even just about you. It's about having to watch what I do and say any time I'm around any straight guy who knows I'm gay, because how many of them will look at me like I'm some kind of threat after one wrong move? Even if they say they're not homophobic.
I know you heard the things some of the other rogues used to say about me, even when I went out of my way to stress how completely disinterested I was in all of them. It's not like you don't have any frame of reference at all.
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like that
I mean I know how I acted when we were on the run but that was
ugh
uggggggghhhhhhhhhh
I already EXPLAINED
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Dumbass.
You seriously think I'm gonna be hung up on what you like to do in the sack?
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And I mean, isn't it different when we're talking about any other guy and when we're talking about you?
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So there's that difference.
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I was saying it'd bother you less if you weren't...involved.
Thanks for offering to punch people, though, I guess.
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You know Hartley
I don't regret dying or whatever
but you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes.
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Just promise me to spare me the details if you do.
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Kinda killed the mood, dick. I'm not that easy.
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