You might be able to joke like that but I can't. Because the second I do it'll be like I'm hitting on you and you won't like it anymore. With a lot of straight guys, it means you won't like me anymore.
But if I don't play along then I'm just being a fun ruiner, right? Touchy gay man can't take a joke! Even if the joke starts to turn into the very idea of someone being gay being hilarious.
Well NOW you're being a fun ruiner. See, it's funny because I'm 10000% not your type. I really hate it when I have to explain the punchline, but That Is The Joke.
Okay so like You're saying you think if you played along with my dumb joke instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, I'd get all weird all of a sudden and think you were seriously into my hot bod?
Because we've established that you don't want to jump me. And you're immune to my charming personality and rockin abs. Don't ask me how. I'd go gay for me. But there's no accounting for taste.
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it's adorable
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Don't you have someone else to be talking to right now?
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so here we are
at step 1.5 of a romcom
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[Unless you're looking for like, indie gay films and the straight guy isn't actually straight but of course that's not applicable here in any way.]
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there's a first time for everything!
don't be so closed-minded!
p.s. I'm saving this conversation forever because you admitted that I'm your BEST FRIEND
[ a series of incoherent emojis: party hat, party hat, party hat, sparkle, alligator, corn cob, heart ]
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Look, I know that it's literally impossible for you to stop being an obnoxious asshole, but you're getting pretty close to crossing a line here.
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seriously?
what did I do THIS time?
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But if I don't play along then I'm just being a fun ruiner, right? Touchy gay man can't take a joke! Even if the joke starts to turn into the very idea of someone being gay being hilarious.
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long
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while he finishes this wine cooler. ]
Well NOW you're being a fun ruiner.
See, it's funny because I'm 10000% not your type.
I really hate it when I have to explain the punchline, but That Is The Joke.
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[That was a really, really obvious attempt to deflect, James.]
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Tall, dark, and handsome?
Now, two out of three ain't bad, but I'm sure you have some objections to my winning personality.
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Look, regardless...you're missing the point. And you KNOW it.
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Is the point "stop flirting with me because I hate fun"?
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How do you think you'd react if I took you seriously? Or started flirting with you?
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I should know better than to try to talk to you about anything.
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Okay so like
You're saying you think if you played along with my dumb joke instead of getting all bent out of shape about it, I'd get all weird all of a sudden and think you were seriously into my hot bod?
Because we've established that you don't want to jump me.
And you're immune to my charming personality and rockin abs.
Don't ask me how. I'd go gay for me.
But there's no accounting for taste.
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