[ And while Piper waits, James paces his apartment. Checks to make sure all the windows are locked again. Of course they are. Just like they were five minutes ago.
At least he answered. That's something. Maybe that's enough and he should just let it go? ]
[ He's quiet for a moment, while he debates what to say. "I'm having a really crappy several nights" is too much and "I just wanted to check up on you" is too something else... so he decides on a roundabout question, instead. ]
You weren't at the thing on Saturday, were you?
[ He assumes he doesn't have to specify which thing. ]
[That's enough context that it possibly gives away more than James wanted it to. But he leaves it at that for the moment to see where James goes with this.]
[ He's not going to, no, but he is going to whine. But man, Piper asking if he's all right is kinda... no one ever does that. Feels weird. ]
Pretty sure I got my nose broken again. I should start one of those tallies. "37 days since someone punched me in the face." It does this quiet little whistling thing when I try to sleep now. Driving me nuts.
[ The unmistakable sound of a man rolling over in bed and groaning into his pillow for several drawn-out seconds. ]
... I got Scarecrow-gassed and it hasn't totally worked its way out of my system yet, so hey! I'm all twitchy and paranoid and even worse at sleeping than normal, and did you know that guy's a dick? That guy's a total dick.
[He sounds more genuinely concerned than annoying. See, it's not that he's mad that James called him but on the other hand, please don't be a stubborn idiot that doesn't take care of himself, James.]
Yeah, no thanks. The whole magic healing thing gives me the willies. Who knows what else they can do? I don't want anybody... y'know, poking around in my head or whatever.
So sometimes I wake up and I forget we're not still doing the friendship bracelet thing, you and me. And I oughta be glad when I realize it's over, but mostly it just kinda freaks me out. Puts me all on edge for a while and I don't know why. I mean, you know I hate being alone anyway, but it's like it got way worse after... y'know. Everything.
So what is that, you think? PTSD or something? Just regular garden variety nuts? Because it's like, kicked up to eleven right now, and if you hang up on me I'm gonna start dialing random numbers just to hear people yell at me for waking them up, I swear, Piper.
Well, when you spend weeks stuck with someone like that...I don't think that kind of reaction is surprising. I mean, it's not like I haven't had...issues with it, either.
[Where's the line between that making James feel better and making him feel guilty?]
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Except, no, he's hanging up. ]
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But that makes him curious so he considers calling him back.
First though, he'll give it a minute.]
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At least he answered. That's something. Maybe that's enough and he should just let it go? ]
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It's not an emergency, don't worry.
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[Thaaat was pretty suspicious sounding.]
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You weren't at the thing on Saturday, were you?
[ He assumes he doesn't have to specify which thing. ]
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[That's enough context that it possibly gives away more than James wanted it to. But he leaves it at that for the moment to see where James goes with this.]
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[Does he just James to answer that truthfully? Well, no.]
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Pretty sure I got my nose broken again. I should start one of those tallies. "37 days since someone punched me in the face." It does this quiet little whistling thing when I try to sleep now. Driving me nuts.
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Uuuuuuugh.
[ The unmistakable sound of a man rolling over in bed and groaning into his pillow for several drawn-out seconds. ]
... I got Scarecrow-gassed and it hasn't totally worked its way out of my system yet, so hey! I'm all twitchy and paranoid and even worse at sleeping than normal, and did you know that guy's a dick? That guy's a total dick.
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[He sounds more genuinely concerned than annoying. See, it's not that he's mad that James called him but on the other hand, please don't be a stubborn idiot that doesn't take care of himself, James.]
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[This is so awkward because he if he gets too nice and comforting that'll make things weird.]
Is there anything I can do for you?
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No. Maybe. No. I don't know.
[ He sighs, frustrated with everything, but especially himself. ]
Okay. I'm gonna tell you something really stupid. And it's gonna sound crazy, because it is crazy, and that's why I have to tell you.
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Alright, go for it.
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So what is that, you think? PTSD or something? Just regular garden variety nuts? Because it's like, kicked up to eleven right now, and if you hang up on me I'm gonna start dialing random numbers just to hear people yell at me for waking them up, I swear, Piper.
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[Where's the line between that making James feel better and making him feel guilty?]
And I could...come over, if you want.
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