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Hartley Rathaway | Pied Piper ([personal profile] countdone) wrote2015-07-08 01:05 am
airshow: (You're just mad because I have donuts.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-26 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
But Piiiper, that's what I'm best at!

[ He bumps right back against his shoulder again. Shoving is so rude. ]
airshow: (The bet was for naked jumping jacks.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-26 09:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fine, fiiiine, squirming away to his side of the couch. ]

Yeah, but yours were a gift, so chow down on that sugar while you can, buddy.
airshow: (I robbed the continental breakfast.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but where else are you gonna find company this good, huh?
airshow: (We convinced him to snort an altoid.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Careful, I'm in a delicate emotional state here.
airshow: (Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-30 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ snort. ]

Why's everyone think you're the nice one again?
airshow: (Kitties only get box wine.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-03 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, objection, what about that time I saved the whole entire planet from becoming Satan's slip and slide when even the Justice League couldn't?
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-03 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is why he's flicking a marshmallow at him, god. ]

You're soooo right. Throwing away my Spaghetti-Os cans totally negates world-saving.

[ And maybe if he jokes about it, he'll forget those very recent, very real hallucinations. Yeah? Sure. ]
airshow: (Just bring some lube and a slingshot.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure that matters, in the big karmic scheme of things.
airshow: (Just hang any plant & call it mistletoe.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-05 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Uh-huh. How many newspapers equals one entire planet?
airshow: (Bitches got laser pointers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-05 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Bowl of marshmallows disturbingly finished, he leans back, getting comfy. Comfier? ]

Yeah, well, the world has about a gazillion plastic bottles in it, too, so I think my thing's better.