[ This is a terrible conversation. Just awful. Possibly the goddamn worst. And now he's rubbing his wrist, where there's still a scar from the cuff but at least not a scar from that, thank god. ]
[ Okay, you know what, he's getting off the couch to go rifle through the fridge, because this sucks. ]
You want something to eat? Drink? Not that talk of incredibly necessary but still super gross corpse-chopping gets the appetite going, exactly, but, uh. I need like an entire bowl of cereal marshmallows.
[ He deposits a bowl of rainbow marshmallows in Piper's lap (with a spoon, because he's a GENTLEMAN), and plops down on the couch next to him, setting his feet on the coffee table. ]
You can't be all maudlin while you're shoving marshmallows into your face, that's just laws of nature.
[ Or so he's hoping, anyway. For himself, mostly. ]
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Probably better company than I was, then.
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[So is the regular version, but.]
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You want something to eat? Drink? Not that talk of incredibly necessary but still super gross corpse-chopping gets the appetite going, exactly, but, uh. I need like an entire bowl of cereal marshmallows.
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[ He turns back to Piper from the kitchen, just to stick his tongue out, because he is an Adult and Mature. ]
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[ Two bowls of marshmallows it is, then. A real Susie Homemaker, this one. ]
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[Says a man about to eat a bowl of marshmallows.]
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[ He deposits a bowl of rainbow marshmallows in Piper's lap (with a spoon, because he's a GENTLEMAN), and plops down on the couch next to him, setting his feet on the coffee table. ]
You can't be all maudlin while you're shoving marshmallows into your face, that's just laws of nature.
[ Or so he's hoping, anyway. For himself, mostly. ]
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[He feels kind of silly eating a bunch of marshmallows with a spoon, because he is ingrate.]
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[ Embrace it, Piper. Embrace the silly. ]
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[Well he's eating it, so it's apparently not too silly]
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[ He leans, all heavy and obnoxious, against Piper's shoulder. Look, see, he missed being all touchy and annoying, okay? ]
You've seen how I treat the guys I don't give a damn about.
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Yes, that's true. I guess I should be extra grateful then.
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[ He's had a rough few days, please lavish attention upon him. ]
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Don't push your luck.
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[ He bumps right back against his shoulder again. Shoving is so rude. ]
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[He's elbowing him in the side this time.]
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Yeah, but yours were a gift, so chow down on that sugar while you can, buddy.
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[LEFT YOURSELF WIDE OPEN THERE.]
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