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Hartley Rathaway | Pied Piper ([personal profile] countdone) wrote2015-07-08 01:05 am
airshow: (Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-01 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Can't help but notice you haven't brought it up either.
airshow: (Gave an orange Froot Loop the finger.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Gee, thanks. See, this is why I don't talk about things.
airshow: (Dude. I don't even want cuddles.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know!

[ It's more of a whine than anything else, and he drags both hands down his face, just to be dramatic. ]

God. See, you keep talking about how there's nothing wrong with it, but it's not like you're any more willing to share.
airshow: Who am I to judge? (I drank butter last night.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
Asshole. I'm thinkin' I should've stayed here by myself with the infomercials.

[ Good thing his feet are conveniently located for one to nudge Piper in the stomach. ]
airshow: (I have the starring role in a shitshow.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ The pause that follows is too awkward to be as nonchalant as he'd like. Damn it. ]

... no. Stay. C'mon. Just don't expect me to go laying any more of my cards on the table 'til you do.
airshow: (Dude. I don't even want cuddles.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ After a second's deliberation, he reaches for the remote and mutes the TV, because at this point he'll feel more like a coward if he doesn't say something. ]

Okay, fine. You said you'd had issues, too. What kind of issues?
airshow: (Just carved a shot glass out of a potato)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what?

[ Well that's not even a little bit what he expected. Damn it, Piper, always throwing him for a loop. He's supposed to be good at predicting people! ]
airshow: (Whatever. We're stealing a penguin.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ He sits bolt upright at that, and it's a real struggle not to throw the remote at Piper's stupid ginger head. ]

"And yeah"? What the hell, Piper, you can't just "and yeah" that kind of thing like it's something anyone's got any kind of frame of reference for!
airshow: (Chicken suit porn in my search history.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ This IS difficult. Especially since it was his corpse. And that still freaks him out. And that's not exactly helping his "worrying about Piper" problem. And they're having this conversation with James using him as a footrest. ]

Okay. All right. That counts as issues, too, I guess.

[ awk. ward. ]

What'd I... uh. It. Say?
airshow: (The choco liquor tastes like sadness.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly, what the hell do you say to this? ]

Well, at least I left a helpful corpse.

[ Not that, probably. ]
airshow: (Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, damn it, now Piper's said something so he has to, since he's trying to be sort of kind of fair and all. God, does talking about it ever actually help, or is it always this weird? ]

... Yeah. It's way too quiet, right?
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, same. Why do you think I like the sound of my own voice so much?
airshow: (We convinced him to snort an altoid.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-09-02 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't we all, just a little?

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