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Well, who knew my rats would share a common enemy with a kitten?

He's cute, but I can't have him eating my friends.

[KITTENS GET BIGGER.]

fair

BUT GOOD NEWS the owl has him conditioned to be scared of shadows passing overhead
and feathers
and

just everything

its been a hard life

Alright.

We'll just have to think up some...rat safety precautions.

just let them beat him up a lot. he'll learn.

[ harley, not all animals are pack animals, it doesn't work this way! ]

I'm pretty sure a cat is still going to know that rats are prey. Instincts.

But we'll figure something out. Rats are smart. And they listen to me. Usually. Especially when it involves them not dying.

[HE IS SIGHING A LOT OVER HERE BUT HE'S TRYING NOT TO LET THAT SHOW. Yet.]

i dont think this one has any of those. youll understand when you meet him.

Yeah. We'll see, then.

Don't forget that you're going to need...cat stuff.

crap what even is that
better spend some quality time with google

A litterbox and food sound like a good place to start.

You should still Google it.

ugh selina always took care of all this stuff
i promise im a good pet owner its just i pretty much only know about hyenas

Oh, yes. That's a very common and relatable problem to have.

wow dont even sass me about that, rat master

I'm pretty sure it's more common to keep pet rats than pet hyenas. Just saying.

[Except, you know. MOST PEOPLE BUY DOMESTICATED RATS instead of gathering every sewer rat in the city.]

NOT IN BULK

Point.

Are you...going to try and get more hyenas while you're here?

no. it wouldnt be the same.

Yeah, I understand that. Sorry.

[But he's also relieved.]

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