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[ Maybe that shit-eating grin makes his heart skip a beat or something stupid like that, huh? ]

Oh, from you? [ And this is his very best charming drawl. He's a con man, he knows how to put it on. Not usually for guys, but that's a technicality. ] Why, Hartley, I'd be positively delighted.

[ WOULD HE REALLY THOUGH. ]

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[When you're dating a guy you'd better get used to it, James.]

Well, looks like I made the right choice, then.

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Really, as long as you're thinking of me...

[ Which is halfway true! ]

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Well, better pick one, then.

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Surprise me.

But more importantly, seriously, are you doing anything? Because if you're not doing anything we could do something.

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What, do you think I wouldn't do anything for your birthday?

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I dunno? Maybe?

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Oh gee, thanks. Glad to know you have so much faith in me.

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Oh, come on, it's not about you.

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Okay, okay. Well, I am going to do something for your birthday, so.

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Liiiiike a present something? Or a different something?

[ A GAY SOMETHING? ]

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"A different something"? Like what?

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You knoooow...

[ DOES HE HAVE TO SAY IT ]

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Do I?

[Don't be an ass, Piper.]

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Read my mind already, jerk!

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I'm a hypnotist, not a mind reader.

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Ah. My mistake. You're just so many things...