I want you to have dinner with me sometime. [ WAIT, THAT SOUNDS KINDA LIKE— ] Because you could stand to gain, I dunno, ten, fifteen pounds. [ yeah, better ] I mean, in case you didn't notice, you kinda look like hell. [ there we go, nailed it ]
[He takes a second to "think it over." He's still a little suspicious and definitely a little surprised at the offer. Seems like James really is lonely, regardless.]
I guess we could do that. As long as you don't have anything funny planned.
Not like I needed the help, but I appreciate it regardless. Anyway, how convinced are you here? I mean, about the dinner thing. 25%? 50%? Still dubious? I'm an extremely adequate cook! And I'm pretty sure you can't make anything more complicated than a Hot Pocket.
If I can figure out how to build a flute that hypnotizes people and...god, pretty much all of the tech stuff I had to do for Wally, I can figure out cooking. Probably.
[Which means, yes, he cannot make much of anything more complicated than a Hot Pocket. But he totally could if he wanted to. Totally.]
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Is there anything else you want now that you know my feelings on lasagna?
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I want you to have dinner with me sometime. [ WAIT, THAT SOUNDS KINDA LIKE— ] Because you could stand to gain, I dunno, ten, fifteen pounds. [ yeah, better ] I mean, in case you didn't notice, you kinda look like hell. [ there we go, nailed it ]
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[He takes a second to "think it over." He's still a little suspicious and definitely a little surprised at the offer. Seems like James really is lonely, regardless.]
I guess we could do that. As long as you don't have anything funny planned.
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If I had something funny planned, would I tell you about it?
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I guess saying that felt like a formality.
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It'd get annoying.
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[Which means, yes, he cannot make much of anything more complicated than a Hot Pocket. But he totally could if he wanted to. Totally.]
I'm...convinced enough, I guess.
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Are you always this wary when people offer you free dinner?
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[Take that.
He's mostly messing around at this point anyway.]
Adult Wally, that is. The one I know.
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[ Because god forbid Piper find a date or some kind of alternative non-douchebag human companionship or something. ]
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[He lets out an exaggerated sigh.]
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You'll have to get used to a whole different kind of annoying!
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