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[ Oh. Yeah. Piper was right. He snorts, and then snickers, and then starts laughing. And keeps laughing. ]

Pffff— you? A DJ? Like— hahaha! Like, at a club? For cool people?!

[ snnnnnnnneeeerrrrrk. ]

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Thanks, jerk. Yes, at a nightclub.

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I gotta see this.

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I think if I brought you to work with me I'd be fired by the end of the night.

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No, no, see, I'll just show up! With a fake mustache and shutter shades. And glowsticks. Like three hundred glowsticks.

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Trust me, there are already enough glowsticks there on any given night.

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So I can just steal them off random twentysomethings, is what you're telling me.

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And they'd probably be too drunk to notice.

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Sounds like a classy establishment. Which we're both way too old for.

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Yep.

All this place does is make me feel old, I swear.

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Aww, grandpa. Tell me about the good old days.

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Shouldn't have to, since you were there. Unless you're going senile already.

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I dunno, maybe. Who the hell are you again?

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Poison Ivy.

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Weird, I remember you sounding way hotter.

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That's no way to talk to someone who already tried to kill you once.

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Clearly the spark has gone out of our relationship.

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[Yeah he can't help but laugh at that, even if...well.]

Okay, I'm not even replying to that.

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Damn, really? Because I had a great line about near-death experiences being like beer goggles for me.

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You always have a supposedly-great line.

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Hey, this time it's better than—

[ Wait, no, let's not talk about any lines he may or may not have had prepared on that train ride. ]

Aw, never mind. You wouldn't have appreciated it anyway.

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Yeah, probably not.

[Come on, dude.]

We're way off topic, anyway.

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It was an important diversion.

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What's so important about it?

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Okay, maybe the Poison Ivy thing wasn't important. But me laughing at the mental image of you DJing, that was important.