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An immunity to what exactly? Can't be finding you annoying.

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Piper, seriously, I'd be so outrageously sad if you ever stopped finding me annoying. I'd have to find some way to be extra annoying, just to make up for it.

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Because that gives me incentive to hang out with you.

But, anyway...yes, I'll have dinner with you. Happy?

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Extremely happy! Pick a night, any night. I'll clear my extremely busy social calendar.

[ he does not even remotely have one of those. ]

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Oh, that's big of you. I'm honored.

Probably should be one of my nights off in case your cooking makes me sick.

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Thanks, dick. I'll try not to poison you. Wait, you work nights? What do they have you doing?

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You're gonna laugh.

I'm a DJ.

[He's going to run that nightclub out of business just by being uncool.]

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[ Oh. Yeah. Piper was right. He snorts, and then snickers, and then starts laughing. And keeps laughing. ]

Pffff— you? A DJ? Like— hahaha! Like, at a club? For cool people?!

[ snnnnnnnneeeerrrrrk. ]

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Thanks, jerk. Yes, at a nightclub.

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I gotta see this.

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I think if I brought you to work with me I'd be fired by the end of the night.

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No, no, see, I'll just show up! With a fake mustache and shutter shades. And glowsticks. Like three hundred glowsticks.

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Trust me, there are already enough glowsticks there on any given night.

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So I can just steal them off random twentysomethings, is what you're telling me.

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And they'd probably be too drunk to notice.

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Sounds like a classy establishment. Which we're both way too old for.

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Yep.

All this place does is make me feel old, I swear.

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Aww, grandpa. Tell me about the good old days.

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Shouldn't have to, since you were there. Unless you're going senile already.

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I dunno, maybe. Who the hell are you again?

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Poison Ivy.

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Weird, I remember you sounding way hotter.

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That's no way to talk to someone who already tried to kill you once.

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Clearly the spark has gone out of our relationship.

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[Yeah he can't help but laugh at that, even if...well.]

Okay, I'm not even replying to that.