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Maybe that's why I like you so damn much.

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Oh, really? Doesn't it frustrate you?

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Maybe I like being frustrated, I dunno. Maybe that's my new thing. I think I cracked a rib.

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Maybe you should go to a doctor.

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Maybe you should go to a doctor.

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I'm being serious, James.

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Ehhhh, whatever, doctors never do anything about broken ribs anyway. I'm just gonna keep lyin' on the floor and bein' miserable, if it's all the same to you.

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What a nice way to spend the holiday season.

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Drape some tinsel on me.

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Of course. What are friends for?

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[ That just gets a sad sort of snorty wheeze that might have been a laugh once upon a time. ]





... aw, man, I guess that's one more place I can't show my pretty face. No more sleepovers for us.

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Oh, yeah. Now you'll have to convince me to come over there.

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Come over here please.

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Right now?

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Yes. I'm stuck on the floor like an upside down turtle and I need your soft and gentle hands to bring me Hawaiian Punch.

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Okay, I'll...be right over.

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Okay. Let yourself in.

[ He'll be here on the floor... in the mangled wreckage of his apartment... like a big old drama queen. ]

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[It doesn't take long for Piper to show up and...take a minute to take in all the damage.]

Wow.

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I know, right?

[ She threw his toys out the windoooow. Also the door no longer has hinges, but that's secondary. ]

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Maybe don't piss off Harley again.

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Maybe stop giving me obvious advice for like ten seconds.

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Alright, alright. Point taken.

I have to admit, this is worse than I expected...

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What, did you think I was whining for no reason?

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Not for...no reason...

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You wound me, Piper.

[ As long as Piper's surveying the damage, James has a nice fresh bruise forming on about half of his face, and his nose is absolutely rebroken. Oh happy day. ]