Ehhhh, whatever, doctors never do anything about broken ribs anyway. I'm just gonna keep lyin' on the floor and bein' miserable, if it's all the same to you.
[ As long as Piper's surveying the damage, James has a nice fresh bruise forming on about half of his face, and his nose is absolutely rebroken. Oh happy day. ]
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... aw, man, I guess that's one more place I can't show my pretty face. No more sleepovers for us.
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[ He'll be here on the floor... in the mangled wreckage of his apartment... like a big old drama queen. ]
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Wow.
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[ She threw his toys out the windoooow. Also the door no longer has hinges, but that's secondary. ]
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I have to admit, this is worse than I expected...
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[ As long as Piper's surveying the damage, James has a nice fresh bruise forming on about half of his face, and his nose is absolutely rebroken. Oh happy day. ]
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Don't be— ow. Funny. I know that's not usually a problem for you, but...
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But, if you don't want me to be funny, what do you want me to do?
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