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You say tomato, I say boring tomato.
And it's not bribery, dick, it's a peace offering from your apparent BFF.

Check it out.

[ attached: this ]

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[Okay, he can't help but chuckle when he sees that. Dammit.]

Oh, lovely. I'll make it a permanent addition to my costume.

Also, you added an "F."

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... BF?

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Oh

Shit

That's not what I meant!

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♥ I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME ♥

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I really hate you sometimes.

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Aww, I bet you say that to all the handsome ex-rogues who buy you godawful $3.99 rat hats.

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I could always make good on my threat to break into your apartment and punch you, you know.

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I could come to your place and you could punch me.

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I can't believe the timing of this.

[Why did this have to happen. Why.]

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Just remember you brought this upon yourself.

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I did.

So I'm guessing asking you to forget this ever happened isn't going to get me anywhere?

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I accept bribes.

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Well, that's not so bad when you can buy someone with candy.

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Yeah, I'm easy like that.

Apparently I'm not the only one.

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You really are going to get your ass kicked.

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Be gentle with me~

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You're having a little TOO much fun with this, James.

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Didn't you know? Too much fun is my middle name.

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I'm just saying, I can't think of any straight guys I know that would go THIS far.

[OH HOW THE TURNTABLES.

He's not taking the suggestion all that seriously, though. Not this time, at least.]

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I'm full of surprises.

Like a pinata.

Wait, bad example.

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Not necessarily.

Seriously though, are you trying to overcompensate for...what happened when we were on the run or something?

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Uggggghhhhh Piperrrrrrrrr why you gotta go and ask serious questions, huh?
Can't the answer just be that I'm screwing around?

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Because I can't help but wonder about this?

And that depends: is it?

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Don't make it weeeeiiiird.

Look.
Buddy.
I bought a Green Lantern body pillow just to screw with the guy.
I dressed up as a hot chick to mess with Len once.

By default, I'm not that concerned about appearances.
So to speak.