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Hartley Rathaway | Pied Piper ([personal profile] countdone) wrote2015-07-08 01:05 am
airshow: (Let's phase the "B" out of our Bromance.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
I accept bribes.
airshow: (I robbed the continental breakfast.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 09:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I'm easy like that.

Apparently I'm not the only one.
airshow: (Bondage is a lot harder than it looks)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 09:54 am (UTC)(link)
Be gentle with me~
airshow: (Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't you know? Too much fun is my middle name.
airshow: (Just bring some lube and a slingshot.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm full of surprises.

Like a pinata.

Wait, bad example.
airshow: (And by "best" I mean "not jail.")

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:19 am (UTC)(link)
Uggggghhhhh Piperrrrrrrrr why you gotta go and ask serious questions, huh?
Can't the answer just be that I'm screwing around?
airshow: (Gave an orange Froot Loop the finger.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make it weeeeiiiird.

Look.
Buddy.
I bought a Green Lantern body pillow just to screw with the guy.
I dressed up as a hot chick to mess with Len once.

By default, I'm not that concerned about appearances.
So to speak.
airshow: (Bitches got laser pointers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
You heard me.
Either I'm very pretty or he's not that discerning when a cute co-ed comes a-callin'.
Or both.
airshow: (The bet was for naked jumping jacks.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
He likes 'em tall, blonde, and leggy.
airshow: (We convinced him to snort an altoid.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
He didn't leave me in an ice cube to die, so I assume the answer's no.
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
It was a looong time ago.
airshow: (Just bring some lube and a slingshot.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-06 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately for him, he's soooooo not mine.

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