[Alright, he's coming out of his hiding place. Not doing anything about the rats just yet, though. THEY'RE GIVING HIM A FRIENDLY GREETING ANYWAY, IT'S FINE.]
Do you have a problem with the welcoming committee?
I might have a small issue with herds of rats, yeah. Just a teeny one. Just, like, residual from that time about twenty thousand of them jumped me in my office, maybe?
[ It's like he's trying to become one with the door here. ]
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[This is why you have no other friends, James.]
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I just didn't know if you'd set up weird boobytraps or something.
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[ And about ten minutes later, James comes strolling in like he owns the place. Doesn't even bother to knock. What a jackass. ]
Luuuucy, I'm hoooome!
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There is, however, a swarm of rats appearing to greet him.]
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Uh, Piper? Pipes? Pipey? Oh crap. Nice rats, please don't eat my toes, I need those...
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Do you have a problem with the welcoming committee?
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[ It's like he's trying to become one with the door here. ]
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[And just like that they all start retreating.]
You're the one that brought up boobytraps.
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[ He steps forward. Well... tiptoes forward. Very gingerly. Like a big wuss. ]
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