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Hartley Rathaway | Pied Piper ([personal profile] countdone) wrote2015-07-08 01:05 am
airshow: (Jesus can read your poker face.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-03-19 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know. Just in case you forgot. Which I'm sure you wouldn't. Because I'm sure you've already ordered the adult size bouncy castle.
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-03-19 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
Subtle's my middle name, as I'm sure you're aware...
airshow: (Prepare your finest boxed wines.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-03-19 10:25 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I dunno. I'm easy to please. Besides, anything I want the rest of the year I just buy for myself. You know me, poor impulse control...

[ And yet he called anyway! ]
airshow: (My Jello shots are just a bowl of Jello.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-03-19 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ Maybe that shit-eating grin makes his heart skip a beat or something stupid like that, huh? ]

Oh, from you? [ And this is his very best charming drawl. He's a con man, he knows how to put it on. Not usually for guys, but that's a technicality. ] Why, Hartley, I'd be positively delighted.

[ WOULD HE REALLY THOUGH. ]
airshow: (I robbed the continental breakfast.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-03-19 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Really, as long as you're thinking of me...

[ Which is halfway true! ]
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-03 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Surprise me.

But more importantly, seriously, are you doing anything? Because if you're not doing anything we could do something.
airshow: (Lost my virginity in a banana suit.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno? Maybe?
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, come on, it's not about you.
airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Liiiiike a present something? Or a different something?

[ A GAY SOMETHING? ]
airshow: (Know anyone with a stuffed cougar?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
You knoooow...

[ DOES HE HAVE TO SAY IT ]
airshow: (Bitches got laser pointers.)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Read my mind already, jerk!
airshow: (From crazy sex or getting bit by a duck?)

[personal profile] airshow 2016-04-05 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. My mistake. You're just so many things...