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Comments

call.

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It's a bad idea to plan hypothetical jewel heists just because I'm bored and understimulated, right? The important word here being hypothetical, so don't lecture me.

call.

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Yes.

You could always try to actually find something productive to do.

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See, that yes? That yes was judgey.

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And you knew it would be.

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Maybe I'm a glutton for punishment.

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That and you wanted me to entertain you, correct?

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Yep! Plaaay with meeeeee.

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Well we could always talk about politics and social issues.

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You're doing this on purpose. You delight in my suffering.

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Me? Never.

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You always. Listen. I'm alone submerged in a ball pit. What are you doing?

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Well I was working on something before you interrupted me.

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Can I come over and interrupt you in person?

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I should say "no," but I guess you can.

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Oh, good! Because I was gonna do it anyway.

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Of course you were.

[This is why you have no other friends, James.]

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[ ANY PORT IN A STORM, LOSER ]

I just didn't know if you'd set up weird boobytraps or something.

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Well, now I might. Just for you.

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Flatterer.

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Shut up and get your ass over here.

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See ya soon.

[ And about ten minutes later, James comes strolling in like he owns the place. Doesn't even bother to knock. What a jackass. ]

Luuuucy, I'm hoooome!

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[Well, unfortunately for him...when he barges in, there's no sign of Piper, at first.

There is, however, a swarm of rats appearing to greet him.]

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[ And James lets out a very girlish yelp and backs up against the door. This is the worst welcoming committee! ]

Uh, Piper? Pipes? Pipey? Oh crap. Nice rats, please don't eat my toes, I need those...

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[Alright, he's coming out of his hiding place. Not doing anything about the rats just yet, though. THEY'RE GIVING HIM A FRIENDLY GREETING ANYWAY, IT'S FINE.]

Do you have a problem with the welcoming committee?

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I might have a small issue with herds of rats, yeah. Just a teeny one. Just, like, residual from that time about twenty thousand of them jumped me in my office, maybe?

[ It's like he's trying to become one with the door here. ]