It's only one of my many wonderful qualities.

[ Speaking of Piper getting lucky: James yawns obnoxiously, grabs one of the pillows shoved into a corner of the couch, relocates it so it's shoved up against the side of Piper's leg, and flops gracefully sideways. His stupidly long legs dangle off the far side of the couch. Majestic. ]

Anywho, I've just made the executive decision that I'm crashing here tonight. So you can be extra sure I'm staying out of trouble.